I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
You know that girl that climbed through my window and got in my bed with me and fucked me? It turns out she was real and has a real boyfriend who is real pissed
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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