my grandpa was trying to put butter into the pepsi and i'm like "grandpa what are you doing" and he looks down and goes "well i guess that wouldn't taste good anyway"
There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
I showed him my bush... on skype.
Dude this girl just said she'd take me to pleasure town while giving me head
Will Ferrell is probably jerking himself off somewhere wishing he was you
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
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