he said he didn't have a condom.
and you said?
that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
If you were a real friend you would have told me you saw me in a porno despite how awkward of a convo it is. You act like I should always know when I'm being recorded.
I could have made money off of that but no you had to wait 2 years to drunkenly tell me this shit.
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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