Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
please take me off your list of people to text when you don't want to drink by yourself.
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
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