Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
I can wear a rubber suit at three am and spank someone's ass until its sore and fuck them three ways from Sunday. And get up the next day and do their laundry. As long as once in awhile they rub my back without expecting anything
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
Youre a wreck. Youll be in your dorm weeping to project runway covered in pizza sauce and smelling of stale beer
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