alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
It's rum buckets o'clock
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
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