i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
If you want to borrow my flask for all future interviews as a good luck charm because your last one went so well with it in your suit pocket, just let me know
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
So I spent all night thinking my bed was floating down a river and telling the cats to get on the bed because they were going to float away. Percocet is strong shit.
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
I'll text you tomorrow when I'm not in someone's torture cave if I don't by noon call for help.
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