we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
I don't think the best pickup line was. Hey I have never made a girl orgasm before but I'm sure it will work on someone like you.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
my downstairs neighbor came by to say he’s having a huge loud party tomorrow, handed me a toblerone bar, and said thank you in advance for your understanding
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