Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
You kept excitedly announcing to the bar what time it was. Followed by an equally excited "Clock language still makes sense!"
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
I got so drunk I thought my tennis court was a corn field so I laid in it and ate pizza
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
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