She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
I just soaked a sugar cookie in nail polish remover to clean off my nails because I was too lazy to walk to the bathroom to get a cotton ball. Is this what rock bottom feels like?
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
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