I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
Had dinner with my ex husband. The box of wine is gone and I'm laying on the floor in my wedding dress. Where are you?!
New rule: gentleman callers are required to bring me gifts of beer when coming over to court you. Tell the monster jam dudes so they know.
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
Yeah. That's the shitty part. God, I don't want to be a step mom. Sure I'm great with kids, but I just want unlimited sex and not have to worry about making friends with a fucking 7 year old.
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
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