So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
I've decided I'm peeing in a solo cup then throwing it on his windshield. It's official. He called the cops 4 times in our first week at the house. He deserves it, right?
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
I am making dinner in lingerie and heels and there is a 75% chance his roommate is going to walk in on this.
Yup. There he is. This conversation is awkward.
She's been drunk for three days now
Like three straight days. 72 hours
She's been covered in glitter for the last two and somehow she found a monkey
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
Randomize
