I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
He took a shit in my shoe. A part of me is livid and a part of me is impressed because that’s some real evil genius.
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