somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
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