You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
We have a drunk bartender with her nips a quarter inch from bein out buying us shots. GET HERE.
You just said the magic words
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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