I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
After we finished having phone sex he proceeded to serenade me with Ave Maria. It was magical.
You used a fucking bud light like as lube last night. I'd get a UTI test like stat.
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
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