But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
Todays lesson: Chew your food better when your drunk. I almost choked throwing up this morning.
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
The best part was her genuine shock and total "I didn't know" look when we said she couldn't cook a steak in a microwave.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
My liver is whispering mean things about me to my kidneys. It's a fucking miracle I'm not hungover. Lol
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
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