He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
i finished masturbating and realized my blackberry had accidentaly called my grandmother in my pocket during it. awkward...
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
I put bits of fruit cocktail in the jello shots i made because i knew that they were gonna be the only thing we ate all day
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
Randomize
