I think I died a long time ago.
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
She's been drunk for three days now
Like three straight days. 72 hours
She's been covered in glitter for the last two and somehow she found a monkey
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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