did you get my message about your dog?
no... is he ok?
no, i didn't see him when i was being chased out of your house. check your drive way :( sry
Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
i feel like the song jizz in my pants was made for him.
Molly wanted me to tell you, "she hasnt shit on the floor in a while" like she thinks its an accomplishment.
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
It's like you're a magic genie of bad timing
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
I lost the right to judge tonight
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
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