i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
I should start printing out disclaimer handouts and passing them out to people saying, "I can not be held responsible for anything I say or do this evening."
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
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