C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
He's like the houdini of condoms. I never even realized he put one on before we fucked. he's magical.
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
You made out with two different species that night
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
I woke up with my face covered in mustard. Your mom said I ate hotdogs like a pornstar
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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