So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
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