I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
onenightstand. Woke up and saw my nuva ring on the floor. apparently he thought it was a glow stick. pick me up please?
he didnt ask why there was a glowstick shoved up your vag?
He about cried when I ordered pizza online. He said it was a miracle.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
My one night stand said I love you, opened my fridge, stole my cream cheese and left.
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
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