I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
i am pretty sure she ate my hamster last night. i am thinking this because she left me a note that says she ate my hamster and my hamster is no longer in its hamster cage.
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
He brought a jar of pickles to the party. So now I've had beer, animal crackers, AND a pickle since noon.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
Drinking Fireball means never having to say you're sorry. Unless its at you're arraignment.
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
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