was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
I just googled if crying burns calories
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
When I was with you my penis felt like a fat woman crammed into a pair of lulu lemons
New game I thought of while bored on the train. Anytime I get a text from an ex, I will randomly text a different ex. It's like a less charitable version of pay it forward.
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
You tried to fight someone about spaghetti o’s?
That hungover.
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
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