my professor just told me i smelt like a brewery infront of my whole class b4 my final presentation
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
I wish they made helmets for livers.
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
I've decided to turn your sobriety into a reason for me to be able to drink more.
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
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