Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
Carrying your underwear around in your purse on Sunday morning is its own religious experience
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
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