just checked my call log and realized that we talked for 3 mns. what did i say for that long?
pretty standard. you have fun last night?
apparently....what exactly does 'pretty standard' mean?
typical hot then cold, followed by a death threat.
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
The maintenance guy asked for a box to stand on to reach the ceiling. All I could offer him was a keg.
Bad breakup?
He posted a pic of me fully naked and smiling as he inserted a carrot into my vagina as my FB profile pic and then changed the PW, locking me out of my own account. So 500 of my closest friends, family, and coworkers now have that mental image of me on FB.
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
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