i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
This house was built for laser tag.
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
It was like getting head from an anaconda
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
I just need to go to a bar tonight wrapped in an American flag singing the national anthem
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
i ate pretzels. i might be the first human to be hospitalized from pretzels. that's how bad this is.
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
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