Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
My girlfriend is talking to my ex-boyfriend at the bar right now. I REPEAT, GIRLFRIEND IS TALKING TO EX BOYFRIEND RIGHT NOW. GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF THIS PLAACE
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
True strength comes from lack of pants
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
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