found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
we're taking shots every time my dog licks his penis. we're on number 8 now.
you should have been aborted.
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
Getting so old my power naps are turning into, "can I reasonably just go to bed at this time?"
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