Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
True love is when you jack off and continue talking to the girl you like
Why do you text me weird shit like this?
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
Apparently last night I yelled "the cops were called on a mother fucker and that mother fucker is me." And then proceeded to exorcise a sandwitch.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
you were so drunk that when the mouse on your laptop didnt work anymore you decided to just take it into the bathroom and pee on it while laughing like a mad scientist.
Verdict: uncircumcised.
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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