Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
Drunk me is basically the Oprah of nudes. Everyone gets one.
Randomize
