He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
Did you call me this morning? I was really drugged up and don't remember.
Have a good day. My vagina shrank.
her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
His second form of ID was an emergency room wristband from an hour ago. What the fuck is going on right now
Haha yeah he had an allergic reaction to the alcohol earlier. He thinks that if he only drinks vodka he will be ok...
Just took a celebratory "i havent slept with anyone in this bar" shot. yesssss....
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
i woke up in his bed to a "teach your baby to read" infomercial. i pray to GOD that's not a sign
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
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