ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
I think I'm going to inject the gummy vitamins with vodka
I'm glad you're using your medical degree for some good for once
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
I don't remember what happened but judging from the contents of my pockets it had something to do with potatoes and glo in the dark condoms
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
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