I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
the stripper made me go home becuz she had to take her kid to a birthday party in the morning
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
It makes showers more interesting trying to drink a gin and tonic and keep soap out of my eyes at the same time.
You need to calm down.
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
I told the bartender that his red, white and blue shots were terrible and tasted like Thomas Jefferson's balls.
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
Why didn't you ever bring me to the pope as a baby so he could kiss me.
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
I'm really busy with my period
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