Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
Tomorrow, if I don't look at least 5% better than I do on a regular day to day basis, I want you to hit me and tell me that no one will ever love me if I continue to look like I just rolled out of a cocaine induced hibernation. I'm asking you for tough love.
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
Cry into your wine glass and then drink the tears, it's like the fountain of youth
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
Pretty sure I just pissed straight whiskey...
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