I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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