i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
Either I'm spending too much time drinking or my perfume is starting to smell like a pineapple vodka.
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
I think God is sending me all these 20 year olds to make up for wasting my 20's in that crappy ass marriage. Thanks Big Guy!
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
You think your roommate is bad? The guy they paired me with is such a nerd, his very presence at a party blocks every cock in the room.
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.
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