Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
At my wifes high school reunion. Found out her nickname was 'Back Door Brooke'. EVERYONE is calling her that.
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
He got in a fight. Then called me drunk to see if he should bail his friends out, or walk through a Taco Bell drive-thru. True love.
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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