Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
Last night I fell down in the street (I think in someone's vomit), cut my knee up, lost my moms necklace and my license, and had to walk back to the hotel.
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
You stood outside his house all night throwing your sister's leftover Easter eggs and singing 'now you're just somebody that I used to blow'
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
Randomize
