Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
He showed up to the Seder drunk and tried to convince everyone that he could read Hebrew.
I just found out that AAA will pick you up if you're drunk for free if you're a member. How did I not know about this?
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
I slipped on a piece of pizza last night and when the bouncer helped me up I told him the garbage can pushed me.
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
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