I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
Ben affleck wants to be a US senator. Just thought you would puke with me
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
i just licked mashed potatoes off my blackberry. i'm not even ashamed to admit that to you.
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
I'm about to do something based solely on the fact that a fortune cookie told me to. This may not end well.
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
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