I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
My "High Times" magazine came in today, as well as my girlfriend's new sex toys. We're calling in sick today.
theyre just this beautiful family of functioning alcoholics. i want them to adopt me.
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
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