The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
right as i was about to introduce them she goes "old fuck buddy, meet new fuck buddy."
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
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