Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
We just started the day with vitamin bombs. Daily vitamin + whatever's left in your glass from last night = feel like a champion
I just can't deal with that sentence
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
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