chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
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