So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
You asked for his ID and then said "I am like a bouncer but for my vagina."
How did you tell her we met?
I told her that we met at the sex shop down the street, I thought it would be the most reasonable explanation.
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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