Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
So the drug dealer I'm sleeping with just got drugs from the other drug dealer I'm sleeping with
Isn't life beautiful?
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
What's the best way to tell a guy he can call me when his impending divorce is finalized?
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
You ran the halls of the dorm naked handing out condoms. You were the sex fairy. Best you can do if you're not getting laid.
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