Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
I just found 51 cents in my bed. Did you leave me a tip?
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
Why did my mother make you get naked?
i saved a drunk oompa loompa he was passed out on the lawn and i picked him up figured out where he lived and put him in his bed and wrote his roommate a note
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
My dad told me that my grandparents are giving me $20,000 and my actual response was "do you know how many kittens I could buy with that?!?"
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