That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
operation harelip BJ is a go
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
I'm on a cruise to the Bahamas and this text message is gunna cost me $10 but I need you to pray on my behalf for the things I'm about to do these 2 girls and what I did last night to a 35 year old mother of 3.
Its really bad when you fall asleep at a stop light outside the hotel and you wake up to a small spanish limo driver knocking on your window to tell you it's a green light
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
I miss painting strippers for Christmas. Holidays not the same without glitter and body paint
I'll be your substitute stripper tonight.
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