White coat. Heels.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
Just ran into a client at a sex shop. The meeting tomorrow is going to be really awkward as we both try not to picture each other using vibrators or role play costumes.
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
This little girl and her dad are walking behind me. "Why is he wearing pajamas?" Mind your own business, kid.
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
If I die tonight somebody's going to have to let all my tinder matches know.
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
I just made deviled eggs for everyone not passed out. Im officially becoming a drunk chef.
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