Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
It made me feel like I need a reality show of my life so I could go back and watch the episodes to figure out how I got from the trunk of the car to my neighbors tree house...
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
We lost you in the bar so we waited outside for you...next thing you know you kick open the doors and yell "I'M ALIVE"
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
You only live once
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