we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
Just saw my neighbor passed out in his front yard, leg stretching into the road. Full beer in his hand.
Woke up this morning 8 levels higher in Call of Duty then when I started drinking... told you I was better when I was drunk.
You know how I know it's Spring Break? I just passed a car with "South Padre bound" shoe polished on the back. The driver was blatantly drinking a roadie and getting road head.
i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
It's not my fault. Someone keeps buying me tequila shots. Idk who. But every time I look down there's another. I think there's a conspiracy.
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
Oh man
I hooked up with the lead singer of the band at the wedding. I am so hungover.
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
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