you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
If you can't find your cat in the morning it's cause i put him in the laundry basket and then put the laundry basket in the shower.
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
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