Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
Sorry I didn't text you for coffee this morning...bad life decision Saturday sorta rolled into Monday...
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
When you realized the door was unlocked, you did the mission impossible yheme song and snuck into the bathroom. And continued it while you peed.
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