sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
I've slept with so many tools that you'd think my pussy was Home Depot.
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
That explains waking up with one hand in the toilet and the other in the trash can
we were wasted and he didn't have a condom so he called the front desk and asked for one. They didn't "officially" have them but the night manager happened to have one in his wallet. He brought it to the room with two mints.
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
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